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Today we found some food that we thought our neighbor had left in front of our house, so my mom went to get it.

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The once distracting patient soon became no more than a distant memory for the asylum staff after he was transferred to the padded cell deep in the basement

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People are generous they donated half a million dollars to my gravely ill son last year

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As a prank, I shoved my brother to the ground in front of his crush the other day.

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The witch told me if I didn't pass on the cursed object she's gonna hurt everyone I love.

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Whenever I used the restroom, I would always pull back the shower curtain to make sure nobody was behind it.

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On the way home from my fishing trip, I spotted a 100$ bill laying on the ground, perfectly still like bait cast into the sea.

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The moon landing was real.

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I panicked, and started to break down and cry after reading the sign

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As a surgeon, I’ve always thought that teratomas filled with teeth are the worst, until I found the one composed of nothing but eyeballs.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Today we found some food that we thought our neighbor had left in front of our house, so my mom went to get it.	1779
The once distracting patient soon became no more than a distant memory for the asylum staff after he was transferred to the padded cell deep in the basement	1768
People are generous they donated half a million dollars to my gravely ill son last year	1755
As a prank, I shoved my brother to the ground in front of his crush the other day.	1751
The witch told me if I didn't pass on the cursed object she's gonna hurt everyone I love.	1749
Whenever I used the restroom, I would always pull back the shower curtain to make sure nobody was behind it.	1748
On the way home from my fishing trip, I spotted a 100$ bill laying on the ground, perfectly still like bait cast into the sea.	1739
The moon landing was real.	1736
I panicked, and started to break down and cry after reading the sign	1715
As a surgeon, I’ve always thought that teratomas filled with teeth are the worst, until I found the one composed of nothing but eyeballs.	1713